Current JoyPoll results for 924 entries:
Which other cost-cutting measure would you most recommend for Santa?
Start feeding the reindeer kitchen scraps, ... or perhaps Elf-yent Green?
31
3%
Deliver gifts on the 27th, to take advantage of post-Xmas sales, ... in other words, celebrate Boxing Day like civilized nations do.
275
29%
Skimp on wrapping paper, and drop the ribbons and bows... re-use those festive plastic shopping bags!
86
9%
e-Cards, ... even better, just CC everyone an URL.
116
12%
Milk and cookie disposal fee, ... after enough milk and cookies, you end up paying for it.
109
11%
Only give gifts to good adults, ... how good can an adult be before being bad?
217
23%
Santa? oh, I thought you meant Satan.
90
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Elfamentary particles.
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