Current JoyPoll results for 1269 entries:
How much time do you need in Apple's Bereavement Room?
Not any. I don't care for Apple's stuff, ... you're really in denial!
114
8%
I could use a bit, but iTunes 7, the tiny new Shuffle, and the colored Nanos have really softened the blow of the lack of a widescreen iPod, ... besides, there's still a bunch of Tuesdays before Christmas!
252
19%
I'm putting on a brave face over the no widescreen iPod thing, but I suspect I'll be in tears soon, ... feel your feelings, then go out and buy yourself a new nano.
62
4%
I'm hurt, shocked, and in denial. I'm booking a weekend in there, ... you might want to download some movies to help pass the time.
17
1%
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO WIDESCREEN iPODS??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!, ... it was virtual, like its scroll wheel.
138
10%
I'm going in there just to meet that hot Bereavement Genius, ... if she rejects you, you'll probably need therapy.
552
43%
I'm mourning the fact I didn't vote.
134
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and good grief.
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