Current JoyPoll results for 1219 entries:
If you could talk with your computer, what would you say?
I hate you, ... you just hate what it's turned you into.
I love you, ... but only until the next processor comes along.
Why do you hate me, ... it's what it was programmed to do.
Tell me your secrets, ... forget your password again?
Let's make a deal. You don't crash, and I won't curse you, ... that's what I tell my cab drivers.
Please don't tell anyone about my porn collection, ... there's nobody here except me and the network.
I do talk to my computer... in binary.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a noisy script.
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