Current JoyPoll results for 801 entries:
What would you like to sue Apple over?
Canceling the Newton, ... /me waves his Newton in silent protest.
223
27%
That extra $29.99 for Quicktime Pro, ... let's just admit it, OS X costs $158.99.
404
50%
Abandoning OS 9, ... or are you still bitter over Apple BASIC?
37
4%
Discontinuing the iPod Minis, ... they must have been too scratch-resistant.
61
7%
For robbing my life, ... and draining my savings account too!
53
6%
For brainwashing millions of Macheads, ... ah yeah, ba, dabba, do.
105
13%
I'd like to sue their legal department, ... or send them a Cease and Don't Exist.
97
12%
For euthanizing Claris the Dogcow, ... and "Moof" he was gone.
326
40%
I forgive and forget.
196
24%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and legal fees.
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