Current JoyPoll results for 1518 entries:
What's the strongest evidence to suggest that the people involved in the Henrico County iBook Riot are insane?
The trampling of old men, grandmothers, and children strollers in the mad rush to get a four-year old iBook, ... it's just another example of how Macs keep their value.
125
8%
The woman who wet herself in order to stay in line, ... I guess she wanted a liquid-cooled laptop!
137
9%
Henrico County officials selling iBooks for only fifty bucks, ... they've discovered the ultimate iBook price point!
116
7%
Henrico County officials not giving people numbers as they arrived, in order to avoid a stampede, ... maybe they can't count to 1000?
118
7%
The fact that Henrico County is dropping Apple and going with Dell, ... an insanely not-so-great idea?
634
41%
Sheesh, quit being such a dove and realize that in the War for iBooks, innocent victims are acceptable collateral damage, ... shock and awe for the rest of us.
176
11%
I'm having a riot viewing the results.
212
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a breakdown of the Laptop Security Advisory System.
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