Current JoyPoll results for 850 entries:
What is the moral of this comic?
Seagulls are noble birds, ... you seem en-raptor'd by them.
18
2%
Seagulls are ignoble birds, ... don't get your feathers all ruffled up over it.
26
3%
Life is short, don't be too noble all of the time, ... more importantly, don't be too ignoble all of the time.
160
18%
In the garbage pile of Life, there's always a few fries, ... just don't forget there's a pecking order.
140
16%
Comics about seagulls are not always about just seagulls, ... egg-actly what I was thinking.
233
27%
Shithawks happen, ... and then you fly.
149
17%
Protest vote against the depiction of garbage abuse.
124
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and to everything (tern, tern, tern).
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