Current JoyPoll results for 782 entries:
What excuse would you use to get out of something in order to watch Star Wars?
A Wookie ate my homework, ... be thankful that's all he ate!
Someone's been pulling Jedi mind tricks on me, ... sure, and if you believe that, I have some swampland on Tatooine I'd like to sell you.
It's essential to be a part of such a pop-cultural event, ... you mean all the online discussion afterwords?
It's essential for me to know how not to be seduced by the Dark Side, ... more likely you're looking to pick up a few tips from Palpatine.
I'm a volcanologist. Seeing Episode III is like a working day, ... oooooooo hot lava! ya!
I'm a popcorn-ologist, I don't need an excuse, ... I knew you loved kernels!
I can't vote today, a mynock chewed out my power cable.
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