Current JoyPoll results for 756 entries:
If you were a baby bird, what would be your strategy to stay in the nest?
I'd just sit there, and not make a peep, ... but you might miss your calling!
49
6%
I'd get by on a wing and a prayer, ... and if that doesn't work, you could always try a song and a chicken dance.
35
4%
I'd snuggle up to the chicks, ... so you'd stay up by getting down?
192
25%
I'd put all my eggs in one basket, ... I hope you don't end up with yolk on your face.
16
2%
I'd peck away at the competition, ... whoa, don't get your feathers all in a ruffle!
86
11%
I'd say "Flock you, I'm taking my chances out of the nest!", ... one flew out of the cuckcoo's nest.
278
36%
Bye bye birdie, I'm viewing the results.
100
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hard-boiling.
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