Current JoyPoll results for 816 entries:
What animal holiday would you support?
Hippopotamus Day, ... isn't that the day after Thanksgiving?
Skunk Day, ... followed shortly by Tomato Juice Bath Day.
Fruit Bat Appreciation Day, ... when it's normal for girls to run around screaming.
Beaver Day, ... or would that be too busy for you?
Sloth Day, ... a day when you're expected to sleep in.
Party Animal Day, ... also known as Saturday Night.
I'm pushing for a vegetable day.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and round worms.
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