Current JoyPoll results for 610 entries:
What's your favorite excuse for getting out of work?
Borborygmi, ... try and say that three times fast, while hungry!
27
4%
I desperately need to constrict the blood vessels in my brain and manipulate my dopamine production, ... maybe you should try decafe?
96
15%
A chemical called adenosine is building up in my bloodstream... help, ... you're boss is probably tired of hearing that one.
49
8%
My ventral striatum is consistently deficient, ... perhaps you're too lazy to look that up?
23
3%
I am experiencing an increase in heartbeat and respiration, myotonia, and increased skin sensitivity due to oxytocin or vasopressin, ... oh my... get a room!
89
14%
I don't want an excuse! I have a compulsive disorder that will no doubt lead to karoshi, ... I'd rather die from the opposite of karoshi.
162
26%
I got out of voting.
150
24%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and psychosomatic rounding.
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