Current JoyPoll results for 784 entries:
Which CEO do you find scariest?
Steve Jobs, ... he's especially scary to his competition.
21
2%
Jeff Bezos, ... I've always been afraid of clowns.
5
0%
Steve Ballmer, ... he's Frankengate's Monster.
235
29%
Bill Gates, ... apparently, when Satan dies, he's going to Redmond.
132
16%
Larry Ellison, ... oh my god, Soylet Green is PeopleSoft!
60
7%
Carly Fiorina, ... her Vampirella costume is covered in HP sauce.
64
8%
Me!!! Muhahahahaha!, ... attention Steve, Jeff, Ballmer, Bill, Larry, and Carly, could you please stop voting for yourselves!
52
6%
CEO's aren't that scary, ... but those stockholder Goblins can be!
111
14%
I was too scared to vote.
98
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and shell out, shell out, the shell script is out.
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