Current JoyPoll results for 596 entries:
How stuffed were you after Thanksgiving?
I was as stuffed as the turkey, ... were you stuffed with the stuff that dreams are made of?
I was so packed, I had my own event horizon... oh please don't tell me there was a big bang.
Almost as full as my hard drive, ... did a memory dump make you feel better?
I was as bloated as Microsoft Word, ... please, no more Butter-Ballmer turkeys!
I was so full of it, I was mistaken for a press release, ... be thankful that you weren't mistaken for a resume.
I'm like a cat, I know when to stop, ... yeah right, and I suppose you've never seen a fat cat before?
I'm thankful I wasn't stuffed.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tofu math.
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