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Current JoyPoll results for 999 entries:
If Woz ran Apple, what would be your favorite consequence?
| Segway polo matches, ... would they play for the Cupertino Cup? |
78 |
7% |
 |
| Free comic with every Apple product, ... do you get a stick of iGum too? |
77 |
7% |
 |
| Lasers standard equipment on new iMacs, ... leather eye patch only $99 extra! |
126 |
12% |
 |
| Dial-a-Joke Mac mini, ... Ring Ring... Who's there? Mac. Mac who? Aren't you glad it's not Windows at your door? |
24 |
2% |
 |
| Macworld Expo would be a rock concert, ... "oh, and there's one more encore!" |
156 |
15% |
 |
| Keynotes would be a lot funnier, ... watch out for whoopie cushions on the seats! |
202 |
20% |
 |
| One Infinite Loop turned into a Prius racetrack, ... do they race in metric or Imperial? |
218 |
21% |
 |
| I'm wheel'in over to the results. |
118 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what-if scenarios.
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