| Co-branding campaign with Kermit the Frog, ... it's not easy being insanely green. |
145 |
13% |
 |
| Steve Jobs can keynote VeganWorld 2007, ... and there's one more thing... iSaladSpinner! |
40 |
3% |
 |
| Offer a 25% discount if you pick up your new iPhone directly from Cupertino, ... and 50% if you take a slow boat to China. |
101 |
9% |
 |
| Advise them to hire me as a Green Inspector for all the new secret products, ... kinda like a 1 Infinite Loop Bikini Inspector? |
228 |
20% |
 |
| Shut it all down! Technology is EVIL, ... it's true, I switched sides from carbon to silicon long ago. |
90 |
8% |
 |
| Just finish up that solar powered MacBook Pro hydrogen fuel cell jetpack please, ... it's finished, but they can't sell it because it has an incandescent light bulb attached to it. |
397 |
35% |
 |
| Just mix blue and yellow stupid! |
103 |
9% |
 |
