Current JoyPoll results for 1290 entries:
What's the worst Valentine's Day gift?
Something to please the giver, not the getter, ... are you just voting this way to please yourself?
302
23%
Something tacky, ... when does the dozen roses become tacky?
59
4%
A re-gifted item, ... especially if it's Vista.
159
12%
If you don't give me chocolate, we're over! ... uh oh, it didn't survive the trip back from the store.
119
9%
Anything is wonderful if it's from my sweetie, ... STDs excluded, of course.
215
16%
Um, what's wrong with giving the gift of Vista?, ... it gives you cellulite.
205
15%
Protest vote against holidays that suck.
231
17%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a broken heart.
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