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Current JoyPoll results for 1639 entries:

Why did Steve Jobs fire Mr. Positive?
Because Steve felt threatened by him, ... he should be happy there are people in his company that can out-insanely-great him! 188 11%
Because "fantabulous" isn't a real word, ... just think what a glorious opportunity he gave Jobs to expand his insanerifically greatalicious vocabulary! 272 16%
Because he should be working, not riding the elevator, ... maybe he's the elevator operator, and he was really working! 155 9%
Because actually, to be honest, it was a miserable day, ... and there's nothing worse than a liar, except for maybe a butt-kissing liar. 176 10%
Because he wanted to give him the glorious opportunity of seeking new employment, ... does that come with glorious severance pay? 104 6%
If he didn't act quickly, there could have been a reaction at the subatomic level as positron collisions converted their mass into gamma radiation, resulting in the mutual annihilation of both parties, ... they needed a naysayer as a control rod. 545 33%
I'm positive I didn't want to vote. 199 12%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and elevating.
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