Current JoyPoll results for 991 entries:
How do you sleep at night?
Very nicely... I have no conscience, ... just one of the advantages of being a psychopath.
Like a baby. My conscience is clear, ... don't babies wake up every hour and scream their heads off?
The money I make, makes up for what I do, ... money, the root of all excuses.
In the immortal words of Sgt. Schultz, I know nothing, NOTHING, ... or are you more of a Colonel Klink?
The evil pharmaceuticals help me with that, ... and do the evil coffee producers help you wake up in the morning?
Sleep is for the weak, ... you are obviously an evil coffee consumer.
I slept through this poll.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Dissssssmissed!
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