Current JoyPoll results for 829 entries:
If you were an iPod panhandler, what would your sign say?
Need money for an iPod, my coolness factor is endangered, ... I think sitting on the street with that sign would endanger it more.
Need new iPod, my current one is 3rd generation or below, ... oh the horror, the horror!
My Shuffle is full, and I can't bear to erase current playlist, ... your Shuffle runneth over?
Need Maxi funds for my iPod Mini fun, ... your Mini's going to need a lot of micro-payments!
Need money for iPod, I don't want to have to sell my Apple shares, ... sell a piece of the company for the company's piece.
I accept iTunes Gift Certificates, ... here's a buck, keep the change.
Please donate to my ear-damaging fund, ... head-bud'in lately?
Beggars can't be choosers.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no soliciting.
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