Current JoyPoll results for 1103 entries:
If you were the Genius, how would you answer?
There's no way to replicate that new Apple smell, ... an Apple by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet?
88
7%
Dogs and cats are living beings, which are much easier to clone than Apple designs, ... what they really need to do is clone Jonathan Ive.
105
9%
It's against the Jobs Directive, ... forbiding interference with any primitive floppy drive society?
253
22%
The Clone Wars are over, ... we know who won, but did we lose?
270
24%
I'll get right on that sir, ... and can I show you a new G5 while you wait?
43
3%
Get the #%*# out of the store, ... that's what Steve would say!
213
19%
A genius would remain silent.
131
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and prying my cold dead fingers off the mouse.
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