Current JoyPoll results for 1103 entries:
If you were the Genius, how would you answer?
There's no way to replicate that new Apple smell, ... an Apple by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet?
Dogs and cats are living beings, which are much easier to clone than Apple designs, ... what they really need to do is clone Jonathan Ive.
It's against the Jobs Directive, ... forbiding interference with any primitive floppy drive society?
The Clone Wars are over, ... we know who won, but did we lose?
I'll get right on that sir, ... and can I show you a new G5 while you wait?
Get the #%*# out of the store, ... that's what Steve would say!
A genius would remain silent.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and prying my cold dead fingers off the mouse.
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