Current JoyPoll results for 678 entries:
What is the most defining characteristic of a slacker alien race?
Their rest cycle is equal in length to their planet's revolution around its sun, ... and they all look forward to those leap years.
22
3%
They evolved to bi-peds, but realized they'd rather be stay-in-beds, ... no, I don't suppose the slacker alien sex is all that great.
19
2%
They just haven't gotten around to inventing warp drive, ... they have perfected the bottle rocket though.
17
2%
Their Prime Directive is "let somebody else do it", ... they even had some other alien race write their Prime Directive for them.
207
30%
They are really into the whole conservation of energy thing, ... especially the "body at rest" part.
69
10%
The Borg refuses to assimilate them, ... though they probably feel like ass-laminating them.
274
40%
I'm just chillaxin' with the results.
70
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and conservation of addition.
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