Current JoyPoll results for 782 entries:
What excuse would you use to get out of something in order to watch Star Wars?
A Wookie ate my homework, ... be thankful that's all he ate!
68
8%
Someone's been pulling Jedi mind tricks on me, ... sure, and if you believe that, I have some swampland on Tatooine I'd like to sell you.
89
11%
It's essential to be a part of such a pop-cultural event, ... you mean all the online discussion afterwords?
84
10%
It's essential for me to know how not to be seduced by the Dark Side, ... more likely you're looking to pick up a few tips from Palpatine.
156
19%
I'm a volcanologist. Seeing Episode III is like a working day, ... oooooooo hot lava! ya!
93
11%
I'm a popcorn-ologist, I don't need an excuse, ... I knew you loved kernels!
144
18%
I can't vote today, a mynock chewed out my power cable.
147
18%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a disturbance in the rounding.
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