Current JoyPoll results for 880 entries:
What chair are you most comfortable in?
The luxury executive one, ... the chair that makes it worth putting your butt on the line.
79
8%
The shameless butt kisser one seems appropriate, ... I'd tell you that was the perfect poll choice, but I'm not sure what I'm kissing up to.
29
3%
I am the Lord of the Root, ... one geek throne from which to rule them all.
416
47%
I find myself in the "trying to make me quit" chair a lot, ... you know it's serious when they ask you to play Musical Chairs.
34
3%
I am the epitome of the Threatening New Guy, ... if they give you a stool, use it to milk the company.
21
2%
Start-up baby, start-up, ... worst case scenario, take the chair to the beach!
47
5%
I need one that will neutralize my "silent but deadlies", ... try activated charcoal filter underpants.
138
15%
I'm standing in line for the results.
116
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a whoopie cushion.
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