Current JoyPoll results for 756 entries:
If you were a baby bird, what would be your strategy to stay in the nest?
I'd just sit there, and not make a peep, ... but you might miss your calling!
I'd get by on a wing and a prayer, ... and if that doesn't work, you could always try a song and a chicken dance.
I'd snuggle up to the chicks, ... so you'd stay up by getting down?
I'd put all my eggs in one basket, ... I hope you don't end up with yolk on your face.
I'd peck away at the competition, ... whoa, don't get your feathers all in a ruffle!
I'd say "Flock you, I'm taking my chances out of the nest!", ... one flew out of the cuckcoo's nest.
Bye bye birdie, I'm viewing the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hard-boiling.
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