Current JoyPoll results for 1250 entries:
If you could knight Bill Gates, what title would you bestow upon him?
The Prince of Charity, ... that does add a dash of charming.
Sir Hunch-a-lot, ... he picked up that habit from vultures.
The Count of Spam and Viruses, ... there's so many, I thought they were un-Countable.
Sir Richest Man in the World, sir, ... so you can buy respect?
The Earl of Assimilation, ... or perhaps the Marquis of Monopoly?
Sir WindowsSuks, ... or do you prefer Baron WindowsBlows?
The Blue (Screen of Death) Knight, ... he's one of the Knights who say "Innovation."
I'd put the sword to better use, ... that's one way to split up Microsoft!
I'm curtsying the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Royal We.
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