Current JoyPoll results for 1083 entries:
How would you describe the boyfriend if you had to write up an adoption ad?
Duke is a loveable character who likes to go for car rides, ... especially ones to pick up more cigs and booze.
Duke is an easy-going bud, with a great wiggle, ... I don't think I wanted to know that. ;P
Duke needs to learn some leash manners, but has a lot of love to share, and a healthy appetite, ... the good news is you can always blame your flatulence on him!
Duke is a lethargic non-neutered male, who will not obey commands, and is not good with children, ... and has a wee bit of a drooling problem.
Duke has unique grooming needs and is always a conversation starter when you meet new people! A sweet and loving soul, he likes to have his belly rubbed, ... it's really cute how his leg twitches when you scratch him behind his ears!
Duke, when not playing and roughhousing with other buddies, can be found lounging on the couch or on your bed. He needs a job to do so that he doesn't make up his own fun, ... like that B&E hobby he has?
I do believe a shock collar is in order.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and inoperant clicker training.
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