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Current JoyPoll results for 610 entries:
What's your favorite excuse for getting out of work?
| Borborygmi, ... try and say that three times fast, while hungry! |
27 |
4% |
 |
| I desperately need to constrict the blood vessels in my brain and manipulate my dopamine production, ... maybe you should try decafe? |
96 |
15% |
 |
| A chemical called adenosine is building up in my bloodstream... help, ... you're boss is probably tired of hearing that one. |
49 |
8% |
 |
| My ventral striatum is consistently deficient, ... perhaps you're too lazy to look that up? |
23 |
3% |
 |
| I am experiencing an increase in heartbeat and respiration, myotonia, and increased skin sensitivity due to oxytocin or vasopressin, ... oh my... get a room! |
89 |
14% |
 |
| I don't want an excuse! I have a compulsive disorder that will no doubt lead to karoshi, ... I'd rather die from the opposite of karoshi. |
162 |
26% |
 |
| I got out of voting. |
150 |
24% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and psychosomatic rounding.
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