Current JoyPoll results for 707 entries:
What do you bring to the Thanksgiving table?
My witty banter, ... hopefully it's never bitter banter.
My vegetarian beliefs, ...tofurky rules!
Booze, ... or did you bring Turkey and Gravy Soda?
Take out, ... be thankful they were open.
My ferocious appetite, ... followed shortly by your ferocious flatulence!
My laptop, ... if you're not careful, your goose is gonna be cooked!
I ate too much... can't vote... zzz
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and L-tryptophan.
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