Current JoyPoll results for 558 entries:
What's the best thing about being a dust mite?
You're never alone, ... just like humans, we're never alone thanks to dust mites. ewww!
Your good looks, ... a face I doubt even your mother Dermatophagoide could love.
You can live in a vacuum, ... yes, but no one can hear you scream.
You get to stay in bed all day, ... snug as 10 million bugs in a rug.
You can live in a belly-button, ... wasn't there a Village People song about that... "In the Navel"?
Fresh flakes daily, ... well that's just dander, isn't it!
I'm running my HEPA filter.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and antigens.
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