Current JoyPoll results for 708 entries:
What is the most defining characteristic of a slacker alien race?
| Their rest cycle is equal in length to their planet's revolution around its sun, ... and they all look forward to those leap years.
|
10 |
1% |
 |
| They evolved to bi-peds, but realized they'd rather be stay-in-beds, ... no, I don't suppose the slacker alien sex is all that great.
|
26 |
3% |
 |
| They just haven't gotten around to inventing warp drive, ... they have perfected the bottle rocket though.
|
19 |
2% |
 |
| Their Prime Directive is "let somebody else do it", ... they even had some other alien race write their Prime Directive for them.
|
216 |
30% |
 |
| They are really into the whole conservation of energy thing, ... especially the "body at rest" part.
|
59 |
8% |
 |
| The Borg refuses to assimilate them, ... though they probably feel like ass-laminating them.
|
307 |
43% |
 |
| I'm just chillaxin' with the results. |
71 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and conservation of addition.
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