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Current JoyPoll results for 688 entries:
Besides taking forever to get an order, what else would you find annoying about the Event Horizon Cafe?
Once you go in, it seems you can never leave, ... isn't that the Hotel California Effect?
102
14%
It just doesn't have much of an atmosphere, ... it's the kind of place that just sucks the energy right out of you.
79
11%
I hate the singularity bar scene, ... everyone's crushing together all the time.
115
16%
I like my Space/Time shaken, not curved, ... you might wanna try the drive-thru over at the Ejection Jet Burger Joint.
168
24%
I hear someone found a wormhole in the Cosmic Soup, ... they may have been tidally stretching the truth.
50
7%
That darn accretion disk dirt gets everywhere, ... are those messy particles a result of vacuum fluctuations?
84
12%
I'm viewing the redshifted results.
90
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that pesky Hawking radiation.
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