Current JoyPoll results for 832 entries:
How much time do you have to groom?
I have lots of grooming time, ... are you being groomed for success?
34
4%
I don't have much, but I make time, ... good groomed geeks get gourmet girls.
121
14%
The time between wake up and boot up, ... wait a second, isn't your computer is always on?
241
28%
Nanoseconds, ... so the comb over is over before the comb is over?
50
6%
I have just the right amount of time, ... so that's why you're looking so good!
131
15%
Grooming is irrelevant, ... you are unBrushed. Prepare to be avoided.
149
17%
I'm grooming my computer
106
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and always a groomsmen, never a groom.
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