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Current JoyPoll results for 1001 entries:
What is your favorite home-made anti-terrorist device?
| Duct tape rules, ... rip, stick, so your eyes won't burn. |
203 |
20% |
 |
| Very large Tupperware containers, ... a pine box will work almost as well. |
99 |
9% |
 |
| Clothes pegs on the nose, ... what about the other openings? |
41 |
4% |
 |
| Put a dry cleaning bag over my head, ... as recommended by the Youth in Asia Department. |
55 |
5% |
 |
| I get the Homeland Security Department to recommend products, then hope the terrorists are crushed in the resulting shopping frenzy, ... when the going gets tough, the tough get shopping! |
239 |
23% |
 |
| I dig a little hole in the sand and stick my head in, ... do you draw a line in the sand first? |
212 |
21% |
 |
| I'm shouting "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" |
152 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some old cave dweller mumbling on an audio tape.
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