Current JoyPoll results for 988 entries:
What happened next?
| A group of screaming teenage girls swarmed the Genius Bar, ... they must have heard the news about that Mac Genius wearing a kilt. |
87 |
8% |
 |
| In a cameo appearance, Meg Ryan walked up to the counter and said "I'll have what he's having.", ... and then Jack Nicholson said "What the heck, make it two." |
110 |
11% |
 |
| The red phone rang, the Genius answered it, and a mysterious voice said "Josephine", ... it must have been a wrong number, no? |
120 |
12% |
 |
| The Genius lovingly wrapped the two computers with tissue paper, ribbons, and stickers, ... I guess he learned customer service from his creator. |
73 |
7% |
 |
| The customer went home and spent a glorious night with his twins, ... he must have had legendary uptime. |
204 |
20% |
 |
| Jobbie the Jaguar jumped up on the counter and marked the computers, ... I wonder if the Mac Genius knows how to get that fixed? |
245 |
24% |
 |
| I imagined all those results. |
149 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not being house-trained.
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