Current JoyPoll results for 1086 entries:
What's the most barbaric thing Apple has done?
The senseless slaughter of lovingly-made little homepages, ... is it true they drown kittens over there too?
Charging for mac.com email addresses, ... at least it's not senseless, it's just heartless.
The Assassination of the Newton, ... it broke poor Walter's heart.
Reviving animal print fashion, ... now there's a Prickley subject!
Giving Happy Mac the boot, ... and they didn't even throw a retirement party.
Allowing Jeff Goldblum to date Ellen Feiss, ... oh, maybe that's just a rumor... but any rate, it's barbaric!
I'm still enraged over the Mac Genius t-shirt Incident!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the ass who orders the assassinations.
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