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Current JoyPoll results for 893 entries:

How would such a Stallman VS Apple, Trial of the Century turn out?
Apple would be forced to change the name of the eMac, ... I wouldn't recommend Vi-Mac. 52 5%
In a landmark decision, Stallman would be awarded all the free-as-in-beer he could drink, ... Apple juice may be a better choice. 142 15%
Apple would get off, after testifying to the jury that the compiler did not fit, ... but they were charged with murdering the jury via text editor/trademark law overdose. 57 6%
Stallman would win, especially after Johnnie Cochrane played the Megahertz card, ... hopefully it wouldn't inspire a OS war riot. 58 6%
Apple's Legal Geniuses would win, forcing Stallman to live on the street, surviving by selling blackmarket Mac Genius polos, ... not in my territory of the street he won't! 439 49%
I'm fighting the future. 139 15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a hung jury.
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