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Current JoyPoll results for 893 entries:
How would such a Stallman VS Apple, Trial of the Century turn out?
Apple would be forced to change the name of the eMac, ... I wouldn't recommend Vi-Mac. |
52 |
5% |
 |
In a landmark decision, Stallman would be awarded all the free-as-in-beer he could drink, ... Apple juice may be a better choice. |
142 |
15% |
 |
Apple would get off, after testifying to the jury that the compiler did not fit, ... but they were charged with murdering the jury via text editor/trademark law overdose. |
57 |
6% |
 |
Stallman would win, especially after Johnnie Cochrane played the Megahertz card, ... hopefully it wouldn't inspire a OS war riot. |
58 |
6% |
 |
Apple's Legal Geniuses would win, forcing Stallman to live on the street, surviving by selling blackmarket Mac Genius polos, ... not in my territory of the street he won't! |
439 |
49% |
 |
I'm fighting the future. |
139 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a hung jury.
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