Current JoyPoll results for 829 entries:
What is most likely to start a fight at a wedding?
| The groom showing up late, ... better late than never, ... maybe. |
14 |
1% |
 |
| The minister saying "We are gathered here today, Ladies and Germs...", ... hey, it was a comic about a wedding, not a wedding by a comic. |
8 |
0% |
 |
| The tossing of the bouquet, ... never stand between a pack of lionesses and their potential for cubs. |
142 |
17% |
 |
| The catering not living up to expectations, ... after which, the caterer doesn't live up to expected life expectancy. |
40 |
4% |
 |
| Someone showing up in the same dress as the bride, ... especially the groom's old girlfriend. |
225 |
27% |
 |
| The prospect of layoffs and the negative impact that the merger may have on family morale, ... I hear one of the founding fathers would love to give away the bride. ;) |
284 |
34% |
 |
| I just came for the open bar. |
116 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the invitations not getting out in time.
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