What's going on here?
|The guy is obviously not using good hashtagging or keywords. That puppy is totally viral material!, ... he's been posting them on Myspace.||12||7%|
|The guy really should have adopted a pack of puppies. Today's social media climate insists on multiple cute mutts to achieve viral success, ... that's a pack of lies, and you're barking up the wrong tree, I've seen all kinds of single furballs litter the Web.||8||4%|
|The guy really should have adopted a kitten. Now THAT would go viral!, ... pics or you're just talking through your puss.||19||11%|
|A video of the sweet shelter worker yelling at him and tossing him out on his ass would get my likes, ... Grrrrr, he's a runt!||91||53%|
|I'm all pupped out, just suckling on the results.||39||23%|