How would you commemorate Jeff Bezos sueing NASA?
|Shop less at Amazon, ... where is the anyone-else-but-Amazon affiliate?||47||11%|
|Deny him re-entry next time he goes to space, ... Blue origin, space grey finish.||114||27%|
|Send him to the place they shred all the returned Amazon packages, ... we're not suggesting shredding him, but how about wrapping him up with a stretch wrap machine and auctioning off the contents?||31||7%|
|Switch out his astronaut jumpsuit for a big baby costume, ... or make it a jolly jumper!||156||37%|
|I'm suing the JoyPoll to delay the results.||71||16%|