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What would be the biggest benefit of wearing a seatbelt as a mask?
|Easy snap on, easy PRESS off, ... all those times listening to the stewardess are paying off!||8||3%|
|You can drive without a seatbelt, since you're already wearing one, ... well, it might keep your teeth safe as you fly through the windshield.||8||3%|
|Whenever you see anyone who is not wearing a mask, you can take it off and beat them with it, ... just what we need right now, people even crazier than anti-maskers!||55||26%|
|When you do catch COVID, they'll take you to the psychiatric hospital, where there may be more beds, ... one flu over the cockoo's nest?||86||41%|
|I'm strapped in for the results!||51||24%|