If a remote could control your Significant Other, what would you most like it to do?

Turn on, ... if they knew that, would they?	59	27%
Turn off, ... if they knew that, it would be.	4	1%
Mute, ... STFU, or hush hush my darling?	21	9%
Rewind, ... but in the good ol' days, we didn't know it was the good ol' days.	12	5%
Fast Forward, ... are they expecting an inheritance or going on a diet?	9	4%
Change the channel, ... if they knew that, they might cancel the cable.	42	19%
I'm Pausing to reflect on the results.	66	30%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and press and hold any button for 20 Seconds.

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