If you knew Tim Cook and Jeff Bezos were listening at the other end of your devices, what would you say to them?
|I'd thank them for all the cool products, ... you already did, with your wallet!||4||3%|
|I'd ask them for technical support, ... unplug, and then don't plug it in again.||10||8%|
|Pitching ideas to them is a great idea!, ... how about a movie where an oppressed bunch of ragtag geeks fight evil corporations to take back their privacy!||13||11%|
|STOP LISTENING YOU CREEPY CREEPS!!!, ... interesting that you'd say that! Would you like to purchase privacy enhancement products from Amazon?||77||65%|
|I'm getting activated by the results.||13||11%|