What happened next?
|The kid's financing was rejected and his dreams crushed, ... don't worry, Nitrozac won't let that happen.||41||12%|
|The kid just re-wrote the application, received funding, and was a huge success, ... maybe he'll buy the investment bank that rejected him?||25||7%|
|The kid decided he didn't want financing, and just went it alone, ... turns out Mom is a head buyer at WalMart.||29||8%|
|Actually, the kid's mom is a billionaire, so maybe he does have a sustainable sales strategy!, ... lucky for her he's selling virtual products.||215||63%|
|I invested in the results.||24||7%|