How did you do these past holidays?
|I did fine! I didn't overindulge!, ... where's the fun in that?||89||26%|
|I went a bit crazy, but hey, it's the holidays, right?, ... your heart's in the right place, but your brain isn't so good for your heart.||46||13%|
|Oh man, I overindulged!, ... luckily you have a month or so to get back in shape before you chocolate binge on Valentine's Day.||17||4%|
|My phone doesn't recognize me, and my health app is shocked at my behavior!, ... instead of just buzzing notifications, they need to shock-therapy you.||10||2%|
|Luckily I don't have Face-ID, and don't use a health app!, ... did your fingerprint get fat?||142||41%|
|I'm binging on the results.||36||10%|