The JoyPoll!

My dog or my cat, ... I'm hoping you don't have a wrinkle dog or a Hilter cat.	21	6%
My spouse, ... blame the plastic in your environment.	14	4%
More like a giant guinea pig, ... you must look adorable eating a salad!	34	10%
My smartphone, only if a smartphone was not so thin and watched a lot of TV, ... if you find you're slowing down, change your battery!	35	11%
Luckily I don't look anything like the creature that appears on my phone when I do selfies! , ... aw come on now, your dog still loves you!	124	38%
I view the results so much I'm starting to look like them!	89	27%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and inverse doppelgangers.

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