What's the true meaning of Singles' Day?
|To celebrate the single lifestyle, and the contributions singles make to society, ... I'm still waiting for Common Law Day.||14||3%|
|It serves as an occasion for single people to party together, ... yes, such a rare day when they get to do that.||22||6%|
|To celebrate that wondrous feeling you get when you buy something, ... money can buy happiness, at least until the credit card bill arrives.||11||3%|
|To sell as much stuff as possible to gullible consumers, ... Suckers' Day continues 'till Christmas, then ramps up again for Valentines!||195||53%|
|I don't know what it really means, but from now on I will spend the day celebrating Kraft Singles Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product, ... the gifts come pre-wrapped!||60||16%|
|I'm a sucker for viewing the results.||60||16%|