The JoyPoll!

My faith in a higher power, ... I find Noodly Goodness so comforting!	47	12%
My faith in humanity, ... I have faith that someone will make a good joke as the apocalypse arrives.	19	5%
My belief in the latest gadgets, ... I'm waiting for the iTeleporter to take me to another universe.	22	5%
I just nurture my utter dispair, ... and what better way to do that but through your smartphone!	40	10%
Chaos? What chaos? Things are great!, ... the best way to respond when one is driving off a cliff!	19	5%
The fact that nothing really matters, as the Sun is going to go nova in a few billion years, and the universe will slowly and inexorably grow darker and disappear, ... well, I hope it leaves a dent!	167	45%
I'm taking a breath and viewing the results.	52	14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a vacuum metastability event.

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