Why do you think Amazon is giving away bananas?
|They are nice, ... it gives them a certain a-peel!||15||3%|
|They've determined potassium-infused shoppers order more online, ... they would have served avocado, but for those damn millennials buying them instead of homes.||75||15%|
|They are tracking banana peel slip injuries, ... will this lead to Amazon health care for all Prime customers?||4||0%|
|They are preparing Seattle for a post global warming ecosystem, ... they ain't monkeying around!||19||3%|
|Bezos told his managers to "Find something to hand out to the chumps", but the managers heard "chimps", ... they making a monkey of us!||130||27%|
|Bananas are just the first stage in preparing us to accept free brain implants, ... Alexa, she is always on my mind.||153||32%|
|I go bananas for the free results!||80||16%|