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What punishment would you dish out to the kinds of people who create ransomware like WannaCry?
Death by a thousand pings, ... can we make the pings like ping pong balls, and shoot them at the speed of light? | 20 | 4% | |
Banish them from all technology, ... I wouldn't trust them with sticks and stones. | 80 | 16% | |
Disrupt their lives and pocketbooks like they do their victims, ... I say just unplug their brain stem and reboot. | 101 | 20% | |
A DOS attack (Denial of Life Services) would be fitting, ... Karma's gonna get ya! | 32 | 6% | |
Is a woodchipper handy?, ... they always loved to work in chips and bits. | 135 | 27% | |
Aw, come on, they're just hackers pushing the limits of technology, ... how about taking them to the summit of man's knowledge and pushing them into the pit of man's fears? | 21 | 4% | |
I'm chipping at the results. | 110 | 22% |
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