What's the problem here?
|The shrink is very unprofessionally distracted by his technology, ... if everyone does it, is it still unacceptable behavior?||71||16%|
|The psychiatrist is having a tryst!, ... maybe there was just a big sale of Venice trips two weeks ago?||21||4%|
|The wife is too trusting. She should check her husband's phone, ... that's what made him disinterested in her in the first place!||28||6%|
|It's the husband's fault! He should be using Snapchat, or some other self-destructive messaging app so his texts can't be read a week later, ... this snarky reply will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 3. 1...||38||8%|
|If she wanted to go to a romantic spot, she should have taken him to the Computer History Museum, ... the only thing sexier than his smartphone? Old computers!||158||36%|
|I'm viewing the results with a silly grin on my face.||120||27%|