What would you like an Apple Watch to monitor for you?
|Blood sugar levels, ... also great for vampires trying to cut back on sweets.||84||16%|
|Alcohol and/or THC levels, ... Apple Watch hookah pipe accessory sold separately.||39||7%|
|Depression, ... DANGER, binge eating predicted!||23||4%|
|Sexual prowess, ... luckily it also comes with an STD detector.||24||4%|
|Proximity to stupid, ... is that a siren on your wrist or are you just glad to leave me?||242||48%|
|I'm detecting the results!||87||17%|